Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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(Se, como eu, não fazem a mínima ideia de quem é o Chuck Norris... não tem problema, tem piada na mesma!)
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"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink." Hahahahahahaha!
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